Johanna Killer: Trailer, Part 1 and Part 2 Para reirse

Jajaja espero que les de risa esta mal grabado pero se van a reir ;D

TRAILER

PART 1



PART 2

Joe Jonas bailando Single Ladies dios que raro

por dios que horror jaja que risa da :)

I make the most of all the stress
I try to live without regret
but i m about to break a sweat
I’m freaking out
its like a poison in my brain
its like a fog that blurs the scene
its like a vine you cant untangle
oh i’m freaking out
everytime i turn around
something don’t feel right
i might be paranoid
i’m boarding the lines
cause they just might split
can someone stop the noise?
i don’t know what it is
but it just don’t fit
i’m paranoid
yeah

I take the next stairway steps
to get some air into my chest
cant hear the thoughts inside my head
i’m still freaking out
that’s why my ex is still my ex
i never trust a word she says
i’m runnin all the background checks
and shes freaking out

Everytime i turn around somethings just not right
might be paranoid
i’m boardin the lines cause they just might split
can someone stop the noise?
i don’t know what it is
but it just don’t fit
consider me destroyed
cause i don’t know how to act cause i lost my head
i must be paranoid

I never thought it would come to this
i’m paranoid

Stuck in the room
were staring faces
ohh
i’m caught in a nightmare
i cant wake up
if you hear my cry running threw her streets
i’m about to freak
come and rescue me

She might be paranoid
yeah
i’m boarding the lines cause they just might split
can someone stop the noise?
i don’t know what it is
but it just don’t fit
consider me destroyed
i don’t know how to act cause i lost
cause i lost my head
i must be paranoid

Video de the Climb + Letra

I can almost see it
That dream i’m dreaming but
There’s a voice inside
My head saying
You’ll never reach it
Every step i’m taking
Every move i make feels
Lost with no direction
My faith is shaking
But i , gotta keep trying
Gotta keep my head held
High

There’s always gonna be
Another mountain
I’m always gonna wanna to
Make it move
Always gonna be an uphill
Battle
Sometimes i’m gonna have
To lose
Ain’t about how fast i get
There
Ain’t about
What’s waiting on
The other side
It’s a climb

The struggles i’m
Facing
The chances i’m taking
Sometimes might knock me
Down, but
No i’m not breaking
I may not know it but
these are the moments
That
I’m going to remember most
Yeah
Just got to keep going
And i
I got to be strong
Just keep pushing on

Cause There’s always gonna be
Another mountain
always going to want to
make it move
always going to be an uphill
battle
sometimes you going to have
to lose
ain’t about how fast i get
there
ain’t about what’s waiting on
the other side
it’s a climb

there’s always gonna be
another mountain
i’m always gonna want to
make it move
always gonna be an uphill
battle
sometimes i’m gonna have
to lose
ain’t about how fast i get
there
ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side
it’s a climb
yeah

keep on moving
keep climbing
keep the faith baby..
it’s all about
it’s all about
the climb...
keep the faith
keep your faith..
ohh
ohhh........

QUE SONRISAA!!

que sornisa!! jaja manda tu comentario y dime cual sonrisa te parece mejor XD

letra de Fly on the Wall - Miley Cyrus

You don’t understand
What it is
That makes me tick
But you wish you did
You always second guess, wonder if
I say yes, but you just, lose out every time
If you only knew what I talked about
When I’m with my friends just hangin’ out
Then you’d have the inside scoop
On what to say, what to do
That way, when you play the game
Baby you could never lose

Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
A creepy little sneaky little fly on the wall
All my precious secrets, yeah
You’d know them all
Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the wall

You’d love to know, the things I do
When I’m with my friends, and not with you
You always second guess, wonder if
There’s other guys I’m flirting with
You should know by now
If you were my boyfriend, I’d be true to you
If I make a promise, I’m comin’ through
Don’t you wish that you could
See me every second of the day
That way you would have no doubt
That baby, I would never stray

Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
A creepy little sneaky little fly on the wall
All my precious secrets, yeah
You’d know them all
Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the wall

A little communication
Well that’ll go a long way
You’re getting misinformation
Too much she say, he say
And what I say is,
Come a little closer
And what I’m gonna say is
Don’t you!
Don’t you!
Don’t you!
Don’t you wish you were a…
Hey!

Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
A creepy little sneaky little fly on the wall
All my precious secrets, yeah
You’d know them all
Don’t you wish that you could be a fly on the wall

Swallow me Land!!

La chica basurero

Estaba en el salón de mi cole y pasé por un lugar en el que estaba derramado una gaseosa. No me fijé y caí de cabeza al tacho de basura. Todos los chicos se morian de la risa hasta incluso mis amigas y el chico que me gusta!!
me sentí como un papel arrugado y pateado.

carolina, Venezuela

si quieres que publique algo vergonzoso que te haya pasado solo oprime el boton comentario y madalo. En cuanto mas chistoso sea mas famosa sera tu historia!



La Loca Gaseosa



estaba en el carro y estaba tomando gaseosa y mi papá avanzo muy rapido para ver a un loco que deberia estar en el manicomio y se me salio gaseosa por la nariz y por los ojos de la risa.

PD: eviten reirse cuando estan tomando gaseosa!!=D



joha, Perú


Un dia estaba caminando por la calle y una vieja me empujo a la pista con su potaso y un carro me atropello y me rompi la mano entonces la anciana se queria disculpar y lo unico que se le ocurrio fue que se saco la mano y me la regalo.fue lo mas extraño que me paso en la vida.

Marleny